Three conversations between two friends about chipping in for a purchase.
–It’ll be five bucks.
–Sorry I only have 20’s. Do you have any change?
–I’ll get you back later then.
–It’s 20 dollars.
–Oops, I only have 50’s. Do you have any change?
–I’ll get you next time.
–So it’s a $1000.
–By now you have to know that I don’t actually have any money ever right?