Some species of birds have either the male or female incubate their eggs. The following is a conversation between two males from different species: robins, where the male doesn’t do any incubation, and Emperor Penguins, where the male does all of the incubation. Continue reading
It is socially acceptable to offer to buy a woman that you do not know a drink at a bar. But what about buying something of equal value for this same woman elsewhere? Say you could be in line at a Redbox rental kiosk and decide to approach this woman and say, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a Redbox rental? I’ll even splurge and get you that Blu-ray. Just promise to return it within a day please.” That’s weird right? Here’s another weird scenario. Continue reading
A cashier scans the last few items of a woman’s groceries at a Whole Foods. All of the food items have piled up at the end of the register and have yet to be bagged.
–So let’s get this all packed up. If you give you me your reusable bags, we can get started.
–Oops. I forgot to bring them today.
–You forgot your reusable bags? Continue reading
A burglar breaks through a window pane with a hammer, undoes the latch, raises the window, and enters the home. A home alarm system starts going off.
Intercom: Leave the premises now!
Burglar: Why the “huh?” Continue reading
Two children, a boy and a girl, devour gift wrap with their hands as they unearth their presents from their papery prisons on Christmas Day. Mother and father watch in awe at how quickly a process that takes time and care can be undone so savagely.
“Yes! I can’t believe I got the new video game console that is very expensive!”
The boy starts doing a dance.
“No way! I got the tablet that is also very expensive!” Continue reading